a-real-human-person-not-fake:

maestrosmassacre-deactivated202:

verthanthi:

bromantically:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

*minimizes word document and stands up*

My body:

sleepdeprivedsurgeon:

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don’t. i’m outside his house with a gun. he’s not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he’s just an unforgivable asshole

laqueus:

thegaymertrainer:

Self care is watching this with sound

hhhkh. nngn. mmah. nah. aaaa. aa. HEWWO? na-mum-me. wuw. mmwa. nnnn.

monikatouhou:

“nobody is judging you” wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

femboyyuri:

i do this to u

mbr2:

Colin: why did you write about me in LW? that I don’t know myself?

Penelope: maybe because you came back acting like a fake ass bitch? I’d do it again!

dailysansastark:

Stark men don’t fare well in the South.

meredithmoriarty:

It’s just weird that it happened twice.

technomancyshenanigans:

iron-crakka:

reblogging this with a video example, because the description doesn’t do it justice.

absolutely fucking hysterical get vaporized idiot

therealelrondhubbard: